Jokes

Red gold ke chain ho tum,
dil mein chalti train ho tum,
beauty mein bhi hit ho tum,
hai...kitni sweet ho tum.


Robert-Boss, isne kuch bhi nahi kiya,
            phir ise saaza kyun di?
     Ajit-Smart Boy! Aajkal prepaid ka
             Zamana Hai! Pehle Saaza Bhugto
            aur phir galti karo.


Customer- "Bhai kab se wait kar raha hoon...khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua?
Hotelwala- "Sir, khana to 3din pehle se taiyar hai, bas garam ho raha hai."


Chaiwala-"Bholi si surat aankho me masti door khadi sharmaye hay-haye!!"
     Ladki-"Kali si surat haathon me ketli door khada Chillaye Chaye-Chaye!!"


Andhe ke haath mein "Torch", Behre ke haath me "Radio" Goonge ke haath mein "Mike"
Bewkoof ke haath mein "Mobile". Kya Zamana Aaya Hai!